[FUNNY] The 6 stages of Rob-Addiction.

The 6 Stages of Rob-Addiction

Stage 1: The Experimenter – you watch HP GoF and Twilight. You get your first glimpse of Rob and have that holy sh*t moment.

Stage 1: He's kind of cute, I wonder who he is. I'll check the credits at the end of the movie.

The rest of the stages after I get my next RobHit from the RobPipe (oooo so durty)…

Stage 2: The Social User – you casually browse the internet for video & pictures. Note: the picture below was the first pic I found that made me go Holy Shit he is f*ckhawt & it’s not even the hottest one out there but it took my RobAddict Virginity so it holds a special place in my panties. Which pic took your RobVirginity?

Stage 2: *google* Robert Pattinson - wow he's really really hot. I wonder what else I can find out about him. *goes to YouTube*

Stage 3: The Full Blown User – right-click save has caused your hand to start to resemble a mangled claw. You have an extensive perhaps hidden stash of Rob Porn that you visit several times daily.
  

Stage 3: The user, uses daily. Oh yea, that`s good.

Okay, just one more I swear this is my last Rob Hit.

Oh yea, that`s it, that`s the one, come to mama baby *thud*

Stage 4: The Addict – you find yourself trolling blogs, Rob sites, tweeting other addicts trying to find anything you can about Rob & his whereabouts. Welcome to RAoR you are home. My first blog site visit was Letters to Rob, once and LTR girl always and LTR girl.

Stage 4: The addict can spend hours and hours on a blog or forum discussing this photo, this position, the things you'd like to do to...f*ck what was i saying??

Stage 5: The Dealer – making videos and Rob Porn, twittering & posting pics and Rob Porn to Addicts, users, social users and experimenters in an attempt to hook them further. Gawd I loved this stage.

Stage 6: The KingPin Dealer – you start a blog, website or write your own fan fiction. At this stage your addicted and dealing RobPorn like it’s your job LOL.  This group includes the likes of me, FakerParis, Gozde, UC, Moon and the list goes on and on and on.

Stage 6: *looks around* well here I am!

It’s time to check it to RobHab!
 What stage are you at?
Source: Robert-Pattinson.ca, The RAoR girls -- especially Jag (JustAGirl), & my bestie jazz_girl317 for directing me to it!